The Italian Way

The Italian way

One daya I’ ma go to Detroit to a biga hotel ...
Ine morning I’ ma go down to eata the breakfast .
I tella the waitress I wanna two piss’s toast .
She bring me only one a piss .
I tell her I wanna two piss’s,
She say to go to the toilet .
I say you not understan,
I wanna two piss on my plate .
She say you better not piss on your plate,
you sonnema bitch .

Later I’ ma go to eta at biga restaurant .
The waitress brings me spoon and knife but no fock .
I tell her I wanna fock,
She say everybody wanna fock .
I tell her you not understan,
I tell her I wanna fock on a table,
you sonnema bitch .

So I’ ma go back in my room in my hotel,
and there’s no shit ona my bed .
I calla the manager and tell him I wanna shit ona my bed .
He tell me to go to the toilet .
I say you not understan, I say again,
I wanna shit ona my bed .
He say you better not shit ona the bed,
you sonnema bitch .

So I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say
“ Peace on you ” .
So I say “ Piss on you “ too,
you sonnema bitch .

I’ ma go back to Italy .